One sock on...not for long

So, I love cruising along the furniture and "marching" when M&D hold my hands. However, there is one thing I could do without, and that would be SOCKS! They can be slippery; they taste horrible when I use them as teethers; they become wet too easily and leave incrementing trails of evidence (water from the dogs' bowls that I tip over), and can even cause me to fall off balance when I'm removing them!